Thursday, 1 December 2016

Happy New Year Funny Quotes

Happy New Year is very near to us.So we're now going to enter into a new year.So it's tie to use some beautiful new year quotes for our loved ones.So here we have a collection of beautiful new year day quotes for friend and family.If you wish to share these beautiful  Happy New Year  Funny Quotes on facebook or  Happy New Year  Funny Quotes whatsapp then just use from the below list of collections and use it.You may also send Happy New Year  Funny Quotes sms free from our list of collection as well.So let's go throught the list and share happy new year  quotes for family,friends and loved ones

Happy New Year  Funny Quotes Free Download

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. 
Middle age is when you're forced to.
~Bill Vaughan

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. 
So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
~Jay Leno

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, 
I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. T
his drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, 
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. 
- P. J. O’Rourke

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment 
and repentance that demands personal honesty 
and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. 
- Eric Zorn

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

Enjoy this collections of funny new year quotes and wish your friends as well.Have a funny new year guys.


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