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I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ~ Robert Clark
This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!
For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!
A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
~ G. K. Chesterton
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
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