Sunday, 4 December 2016

Happy New Year Funny Jokes

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Jokes with Images
New Year is one of the most awaited celebrations of the year not for you, me or the ones in your contact but for whole world, this celebration is the only one which never considers any caste creed or country, it can be enjoyed or celebrated by any one present on earth, and the way he/she wants. Whatsapp is used more then any app in the market for social messaging and chat, so these funny wishes, jokes funny greetings for new year is best way to use there.So we are on our way to celebrate this new year eve with full of joy and excitement.Happy New Year  is on our door step.It's time to wish some funny jokes to ur near and dear ones so let's go through the below collections of Latest  Happy New Year Funny Jokes ,Uniques Happy New Year  Funny Jokes,Happy New Year  Funny Jokes  for Friends,Share Happy New Year  Funny Jokes on Social Networking Sites.

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I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ~ Robert Clark 


This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!

For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!

This year,
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
~ Anonymous

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
~ G. K. Chesterton


I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.


Hope you're gonna like this new year funny jokes sms collections and use them to wish your closed ones.Have a great and lovely new year  guys.
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