Monday, 5 December 2016

Funny New Year Wishes Jokes in Hindi English

Funny New Year 2016 Wishes Jokes in Hindi English WallpapersHappy New Year  is just coming in few days and almost 1 months are away and that's why whole world of people are very excited about this event. Even we are one of those who love this New Year's day . Here on this article I can express my feelings by presenting the Collection of Happy New Year  Jokes which are in Hindi English Languages. send this New Year Jokes to your close friends and family members and give a Cute smile on the occasion of Happy New Year Day.So, let's take a close look at all the Jokes. You can also share this collection on social networking sites on Facebook, whatsapp, bbm, line, twitter, pinterest and weheart it.


Funny New Year  Wishes Jokes in English Free Download


May this New Year
Brings all the crazy
colors and fun in
your life
Funny Happy New Year !!!

The grand essentials of happiness are:
something to do, 
something to love,
and something to hope for.
Funny Happy New Year


I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!

Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.
And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life.”
Happy New Year .

This New Year, may you handle 
yourself with your brains,
but comfort others with your heart.

This New Year I'm on a
look out for a bank 
that would give me a big loan
and then forget me forever.

Last Υear, Ι have been sο stubborn Αnd bad.
Ι caused y0u sο much pain Αnd hurt. 
Τhis year, Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change. 
Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Happy Νew Year!

Let us prepare a list of 10 things that we would want to do in next 5 yrs and at least try and achieve 3 in .

Wish a WISH make a tempting DISH Prevent temper else our parties and celebration will hamper DANCE on your favorite songs Party Full On.

Dream BIG Fight FEARS Say GET LOST to TEARS Be CONFIDENT of your thoughts BEWARE of unwanted, jealous and scrupulous CHEATS SMARTNESS is what would lead.

I checked my temperature and it 106 degree though I am not warm. I amazed which fever is this. OH MY GOD Its New Year. Lets Party.

Hello wats up how is life hope its ok i just wanted to wish the best for the next year and God be with you in the next year hope its the best ever.

Life is all about having fun with your dear ones try to share as many smiles in  to earn oodles of happiness in. Make dis exciting deal this year rather than a resolution.

I wish I could do its a phrase which we would have said a million times in . There is nothing like u can do it and I can not. The power of I can is still under estimated by many. Do not be afraid of making mistakes as be afraid of letting the words I can not get into the dictionary of your life. The might of I can is exponential as compared to the power of I.Q. So do conquer with a can do attitude.

This new years eve I salute the brave people of Japan who first survived the nuclear strikes and now the worst natural disaster, Tsunami. Long Live your courage. Happy New Year.

Life is like a Bollywood film. You cry for no reason, You laugh for no reason. And, most of the time they help you to forget your own worries for some time. May this new year your life also takes the same route, coupled with hearty laughs and some warm tears. Happy New Year.

Do five things on new years eve and make it a memorable one. Plant a tree, Feed hungry children, Clean your neighborhood, Adopt a street dog, Vow to fall in love, even if it is one sided. Happy New Year.

Funny New Year Wishes Jokes in Hindi Free Download

Aaj ki duniya bahut advnce h
isi advance duniya ki
advance technology me rehnay wale
1advance bande ki_taraf se
Advance me HaPpY_NeW_YeAr

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!


Ab aa bhi jao na
Mat karwaao intejaar
Tere swagat ko
Hum sab hai taiyaar
Happy New Year in Advance


Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->
Happy new year


santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
Happy  New year


May you live to be 100;
May you star in Dhoom4;
May you own an IPL team;
May MukeshAmbani adopt you;
and may Katrina/Ranbir abandon each other for you.
These are my few wishes for you during the new Year!

 Bhagwan kare aap ko ek
Crore rupay
Sey bhara howa bag mile

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Aur
Har ek note
Pe likha ho
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi

Hope you enjoyed this article.So let's wish your closed ones a great new year.Have a blast in this new year.



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