Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Funniest New Year Resolutions

Most Funniest New Year 2016 Resolutions Ideas
New Year's Day Celebration are all around the world. A lot of people are very crazy about the New Year celebration. They want to celebrate this day very unique way and also preparation about new years eve party ideas, decorating their house etc.  On this time  new year night Eve People are take some New Year resolutions to change, Thinking some goals which they want to achieve in the upcoming "happy new year " year.  Every year Calender January 1st always represent the fresh and new beginning of the New year. New Year count down value are increases like the heartbeat at the eve of New Year time when in the last minutes of the Upcoming New Year people celebrate with all their dear friends and lovers.Only couple of day are  away for New Year Countdown, days are gone very fast with day by day. Enjoyment of New Year is very near so here we're going to share some funniest happy new year  resolutions exclusively for you.

Most Funniest Happy New Year Resolutions 

I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.


Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply.

I will try to figure out why I really need ten e-mail addresses.

I will not eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

I will regularly wash my underwear. 

I will watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.



I will play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for me and improve my visual skills. 

I will eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn, and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables, and soy nuts.

I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week. 

I will learn what the "resolution" means.

I will leave my brain at home while going to watch the supposedly scary movies.

I will not hang around girls because they think I love them. 

I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.

I will stop exercising, because it is such a waste of time.

I will stop being nice to cute guys.

Hope you have a great and happiest new year ever.Wish you a very happy new year
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