New Year is coming and all the youngsters will start their preparation that how will they celebrate Happy New Year. New Year is always celebrated each year on 1st January. Every people are want to enjoy the 31st December night with fun. Here we share the New Year Funny Messages Jokes Which are in English languages. After reading this New Year jokes your friends, family or relatives and see the cute smiles in the face. So enjoy the 31st December in your own style. Share this Happy New Year Funny Messages Wishes on Facebook Timeline and Happy New Year Funny Messages Wishes on Whatsapp status with your friends and relatives and bring a cool smile to their face.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year !
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall;
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
Take a New Year Resolutions
That can Keep atleast one day
Not like last year which was at bin on new year morning Happy New Year
Happy New year (Wink Wink)
May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse,
your child, your parent, your siblings;
but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average… which means,
you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy New Year
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Wishing you all the best on the occasion of the New Year’s Day!
Hope this upcoming New Year brings new inspiration to mind and bring lots of happiness in ur life.
Best of luck."HAPPY NEW YEAR ".
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!
My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall..
Good Words For You.
Some People Have Fine Eyes,
Some Have Nice Smiles
Others Have Nice Face.
But U Have All Of Them With A Nice Heart.
Wish U A Happy New Year With Whole Heart.
So let's have a great new year with full of fun.Have a great and wonderful funny new year.